Hugz!

I can't think of a smarmy introduction, so lets get to it! HUG SHIRT! Thanks to Bluetooth technology (also thanks for letting me wirelessly download shitty photos off the cell phone) your friends can text your shirt a hug! A personalized hug. Thats right, the shirt will mimic the physical act of hugging that is personal to each of your friends including... position, body temperature, pressure even heart beat!

Finally... you can get a hug from your mom at the clubs (or a grope from Dan at work)!