Dear Ramona West, Let's Be Best Friends (An Open Letter)

I'm sorry if that creeps you out, but let's face it; it's not nearly as creepy as when I wrote to JTT in grade 5 and told him I think we would actually fall in love if he met me. And that he should come visit me in Hamilton and we would hang out at Beulah park. But I digress....

I think we should be best friends so that you could lend me this amazing dress and convince me to wear it on my next date. And because for Christmas you could give me this belted magenta dress and I would proudly wear it to work and look more amazing than anyone else there. In return I would watch a lot of really bad reality shows with you and agree that yes, Spencer really is that insane.

So what do you say?