Scott Wise Knew A Girl Called Ping Pong

I do not get behind many 'sports' but ping pong is 20000x different. Its huge failing, however, is the fact that the giganormus ugly green table is not suited to the carefully accumulated retro/eclectic chic of the hipster girl flat.

So dudes, I say why can't the ping pong table get some I.D loving? Oh it has? Please give the man a prize! After the game, I could even use the top to serve "ironic Sunday tea in mint green stag cameo vintage cups" to all my "be-fringed, opaque tight-wearing, topshop-loving" sisters.