Designer toys (literally, playthings, not like 'the iPhone' or 'solar telepathic calculators' or anything listed in a Wired article) seem to be all the rage lately. Lord knows why odd shaped creatures with funky fabrics give one creative cred, but there we are.
Unfortunately, these little dudes are often considered 'works of art' (really) with appropriate price tag, so they will feel at home when artistically arranged on the Eames chair.
So in honour to those of my posse who work for a living (especially those who are beginning or about to embark on their office careers this week) I present Readymerch: a cute collection of completely free/easy to construct hipster paper toys to decorate your desk. So even when you reach your 'disillusion' stage, you can take passive revenge on your employer by using office supplies to make an army of toys (and take part in any imaginary epic battles, i.e 'The Staple Massacre of Printer Cartridge-ville') and be paid to do it.