Tomorrow is my birthday, and I know these Bonnie Tall Riding Boots from Frye may seem a little extravagant as a gift, sitting at a pretty $358, but I think I've worked out a reasonable logic.
$358 plus tax works out to be $408.12. Now, tomorrow I'll be turning 24, and what do you know, $408.12 divided by 24 is an equal 17. And 17 is the amount of kisses I will shower upon you if you buy me these boots for my birthday. Coincidentally, 17 is also the number of punches you'll receive if you don't buy me these boots for my birthday. This applies to any and all of you.